Originally written and posted 8 July 1996.
Content last modified Friday, 25 January 2008 .

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The Ultimate Torture—Photos of Sonic Purity

In reverse chronillogical [sic] order (Yeeeowwwwwwwww!—Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Sonic in Oct. 2003, after serious shaving and showeringOctober 2003, about one hour after the next photo below, after the 1st. shave and 2nd. shower in 3 months (after 3 months in the hospital).

Sonic in Oct. 2003, after serious shaving and showeringOctober 2003 Hours after release from being in the hospital for 3 months, with no shaving (as a form of protest) and only one shower.


Sonic’s best haircutAugust 1995 Photo of Sonic with the best haircut of my life.

Sonic with long hairAs i looked with long hair, December 1994 when Hell Froze Over (a rare happy moment)
Photo courtesy of famous KALX D.J. and excellent photographer Lou Guru.


Now you’re trapped in here forever... with images of meeeeeeBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!